If It's Spring, It Must Be Bossy

Top 10 Reasons Bossy Should Include Me on Her Spring 2010 No-Book Tour:

10. I’ve written a book and can advise Bossy of the pros and cons. (OK, it’s an ebook, but last year I advertised it on Bossy’s blog and I think that’s where my customer came from).

9. Something about Bossy reminds me of a long-time boss of mine, only … Bossy is more approachable. With better hair.

8. Bossy can watch any John Cusack movie she’d like on our 65-inch TV.

7. My husband makes awesome margaritas. And cosmo's. And we have pretty martini glasses.

6. We like to eat appetizers for dinner.

5. We also know of awesome Chinese buffet places.

4. I'm not afraid to get naked to help Bossy experience a Korean spa.

3. We have a car and I love to drive, so Bossy doesn’t have to drive around NYC.

2. We have a lovely pull-out couch, or the lovely Kew Motor Inn is less than 2 miles away. (It’s been compared to the Plaza! Really! (I believe the exact quote was, “This place is about as far from the Plaza as you can get.”) Then there’s the Pan American Hotel which just cracks me up, and seriously, there are nice national chains near LaGuardia, too.

And, the Number One reason Bossy should include me on her (No) Book Tour is:

1. I can chronicle Bossy's trip in haiku form.