Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Friday, December 25, 2009

Christmas Haiku

Haiku Friday

Breathe in scent of pine
Dots of color show the way
to fun this morning

A helicopter
hovers proudly atop it
not really that strange ...

We do pick something
that flies in the air: angel,
reindeer, star or ... this!

Stocking is open
by seven thirty a.m.
Now on to big stuff!

Fresh coffee has brewed,
the parents are awake now,
let's see Santa's loot!

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, including me! (I can still celebrate Christmas on my own blog, right?)

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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Santa Claus: Spoiler Alert!

He knows.

Just shy of 7 (birthday party tomorrow!), he knows.

He demanded I tell him the truth the other day, and I had a hard time doing it. In the car on the way home from somewhere, he told me all the reasons he doesn't think Santa is real. I kept countering with all my ideas about why he is, and we went back and forth.

Finally he mentioned Santa's penguin wrapping paper, to which I countered that I don't use penguin wrapping paper.

But I knew I had my out.

So I said, "Hmm. When we get home, I'll look around and see if I can find any evidence." So I poked about here and there and finally went to the closet where I keep the penguin wrapping paper, hidden inside another role of Christmas wrap. I pick up the outer roll and sure enough, the penguin paper slid out.

After that he pinned me down and made me say it: "There is no Santa!"Mommy Care Bear finally said it for me, but that wasn't enough. I had to say it.

And once I did, I had to say it again a few times, but overall he seems OK with it. He calls me "Santa Claus" from time to time in an accusatory voice, but overall he seems ok. Thank goodness my friend told me she'd told her spectrum son, once he figured it out, that it's fun secret that you have to keep for littler kids.

He hasn't mentioned the Christmas Elf, though. 24 presents in 24 days is too good to mess around with, I guess.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Brought to You by The Letter P

Here are 10 things I love that start with the letter P, having seen this on the very busy hokgardner's blog by way of Cathy's blog (aaaaaand, I just realized I was supposed to ask Cathy for the letter. I'll catch on to this stuff someday, I promise!)

Anyway. P?? I didn't expect P. At first I couldn't think of anything good for P, and then the words came, well, pouring out:

Places -- I love to go new places and see new things. I've always thought the best job for me would be one for which I'd have to go somewhere new every few weeks or so. If not sooner. The consistency would come from doing the same or similar thing at each place, and I'd meet new people and be somewhere new all the time.

Psalms -- This book of the Bible has brought me great comfort since childhood. Number 100, 150, even the good ol' 23rd. And many in between as well.

Pets -- This is bittersweet since I find losing pets to be the most difficult thing I've ever done in my life. Ever. But that doesn't stop me from loving dogs and cats and wanting them.

Puns -- I can't help it, I've always made jokes with words. And now (much to Husband's chagrin) DuckyBoy is learning to appreciate and make word jokes as well.

Pennsylvania -- I'm proud to be from this nice, beautiful state. That's how I think of it, as nice. Upright. Honest. Family-oriented. As I get older there are times I'm sorry I left it for (sometimes nasty) New York.

Philadelphia -- I loved the college semester I spent in Philly. A good friend, a (later-to-be) boyfriend, and a lot of fascinating experiences came out of it. Smiths album. Chocolate croissants. Being late to the one press conference my boss requested specifically that I not be late to. Going to the tippy-top of City Hall. (Hi, William Penn! Remember me? Photo by Jeffrey M. Vinocur)

Taking the train to Germantown for our classes and Center City for my internship. My roommate's shrine to her boyfriend. Taking the bus to the end of the line. Taking the bus to the grocery store, to the little shopping plaza where I bought my pot and pan, and realizing I could only buy what I could carry. Being the one who noticed that the conductors on the commuter trains did not check tickets until after the train had gone from one end of Center City to the other.

Walking around on South Street. Seeing My Beautiful Laundrette (high point). Watching the Thanksgiving Day parade. Seeing Blue Velvet (low point). Causing a (minor) traffic accident as a pedestrian. Getting laughed at for my essay about my view of how my life would be in 10 years (real low point).

And, last but not least, the knowledge that as it fades, the scent of Obsession isn't nearly as nice as the perfume itself.

Paper -- I have always, always had a thing for nice paper. Wanted to be a card designer for a long time, in fact.

Puzzles -- In first grade I could read well enough that the teacher would ask me to read the directions for our worksheets to the class. At recess one day, one of the boys pinned me to the wall and demanded to know my secret. Frightened, I stammered out the only thing I could think of -- which is that each day I did the newspaper's "Little People Puzzle" -- it was like a crossword except it showed a picture of what word you needed instead of a hint. Now I like Sudoku. And jigsaws. And word puzzles. but the Sunday Times Crossword is just too hard to be fun. One time in high school I did a crossword with John Haglin in graphics class. (High point.)

Pennies -- My dad collected coins for a long, long time. I still check my change for anything interesting and have the urge to save any wheat pennies I find. But at this point I have so many, they just take up space. So I've been enjoying the find, then leaving them in circulation for the next collector.

Last but not least, DB suggested one that's perfect for #10:

PTA -- I'm enjoying being part of DB's school. While I'm not eager to take on a larger role just yet, and I'm sure Husband would prefer that I never do so, my favorite part of the meetings has been that a couple of us go out to a diner afterwards and dish while we munch for a few more hours.

Do I have to stop at 10? Husband just suggested a few more for me...

Paris-- Husband took me to Paris for my 30th birthday. The memories are much, much warmer than the temperature was that weekend. Our hotel overlooked the Louvre and the Seine, which on our budget was amazing. We ate at McDonalds (which was a low point and a high point at the same time), and we also had one of the best meals of our life at Auberge de Deux Cygnes, sitting next to an elderly couple and their equally elderly dog; I finally remembered just enough high-school French (after being stymied for 3 days) to order the oldest, sweetest bottle of dessert wine that was so expensive they triple-checked with us before opening it.

We went back with DB in spring 2003, when he was around 8 months old, on our way to my in-law's rental house in an outlying region I can't remember right now, and had a taxi driver take us to all the main sights for a photo. And on the way back home we stayed overnight in a hotel with a great bathtub for a baby to play in, and I've got a great photo.

Photographs -- I've put my husband's childhood photos in an album, I've put my brother's childhood photos in an album, I have some of our vacations and some of DB's life in albums, and I hope to do my own someday as well as organize the photos of my father's life before he dies.

Paycheck -- Yeahhhh, I'd like to be getting those around now. Not doing so well on the DIY motivation. Pretty sure Mama's gotta at least look for a job working for somebody else.

Pajamas -- I do like to hang around in pj's, especially the 2-piece menswear style. Still mad about the careless way the tailor mended the hole in that silk pair. If I'd wanted a scratchy iron-on patch that made them unwearable, I could've done that myself!! They ruined my favorite lounging-around clothes, and I had to pay for it. Humph! Note to my sister: If your husband ever gets another pair like that, feel free to shrink them and send them to me, OK? Or just send them preshrunk!

I'll end with one more P of my own:

Porch -- I cherish my memories of the screened-in porch in the front of the house I grew up in, the house my dad built. He built the fireplace on the porch the year I was born. Our Christmas tree was always on the porch. There was a large hunk of a log, about 8 or 10 inches in diameter, that was smoothed at one end and had a hunk of carpet tacked onto the other end, for a stool to sit on and watch the fire. I could watch the flames and the embers for hours.

I remember reading nursery rhymes. Getting ready to go to the beach. Running in to tell my dad about my first home run. Finally meeting my mom's cousin Janice, the first other person I ever knew of with my name. Being cold on Christmas morning, and sitting close to the fire in my long flannel nightie.

Watching Chippy, the chipmunk we kept in a cage, run on her wheel and hearing her scratch around in the closed-in top section as she came out of hibernation in the spring. Setting up a HotWheels track to zoom from the doorway into the living room. Getting slapped hard! on the leg by a girl from the trailer park down the road when I didn't play the way she wanted to. Handing out Halloween candy. Going out the door to trick-or-treat.

Threading those shoelace puzzles little kids do for hand-eye coordination on the wide wooden steps that connected the porch and the rest of the house. Years later, watching my brother's friend's little girl toddle up and down those same three stairs and repeat, after someone said it to her, "It's a doozy!"

Watching The Hardy Boys --Shaun Cassidy, what a dreamboat, sigh! -- with the TV specially turned (and tuned) so I could watch it on the porch. Playing solitaire. Finding my mom's Cosmo hidden under a chair cushion (my Barbie doll and I had some hot times after that).

Bringing in firewood. Building a fire myself. My grandparents meeting their first grandchild (my nephew). Grabbing my black vinyl, not-at-all-warm, "winter" coat that matched my friend's from the coat rack. My high-school graduation party. And, finally, people carrying out the things they bought at the auction of all the stuff we couldn't take with us when we moved.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Christmas Comments

I just found my scribbled notes on my bedside table from Christmas morning.

First you need to know we left Santa gummies instead of cookies this year. He seems to like that we mix it up for him.

At 6:40 AM DB ran into the bedroom and said seriously, "This is the report on the gummies and milk: The gummies package is open. It's empty. And the milk doesn't have single drop in it. Santa is real!"

Then he ran back out to look at his presents.

A little later he came in and explained, "Santa couldn't find the right box for the Mega Rig space set, so he put a red bow on it."

(Actually I heard that Santa ordered the frustration-free packaging from Amazon, and since it came with NO packaging, he had no choice but to put it together and attach that bow. It was Santa's only option at the time, but Santa says that next year, he's going back to the packaged version. He regrets the environmental waste but the excitement of the gift lost something for DB without the visuals of what you can do with all the pieces. Live and learn, Santa.)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

My Holiday Cooking


The haute cuisine at my house. These are Holiday Crabby Patties: Tofutti cream cheese on oyster crackers (drat you, Bobbie, for that idea!) with added holiday sprinkles.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Apres-Christmas Haiku

I got great gloves seen
on a BlogHer network ad,
nice and cozy warm.

At one point wanted
to go home, then realized ...
I was home. Oh dear,

Then things got better;
One kid hard, with no playmates
to show the new toys.

Grandma pinch-hit, then
I got another great gift:
Son played by himself!