I also notice there are certain things I don't find as funny -- cringe-worthy topics --as a parent and just as I get older, I guess.
I also sometimes have to NOT laugh at things I (sigh) have to send the Responsible Adult message about. Fortunately, Husband and I can usually take turns being the Serious One and the Snickerer.
Our latest favorite joke is from a recent Reader's Digest:
A guy is really lonely, so he gets a pet centipede and a little box to keep him in.(Badda-bumm.)
One night the guy says to his new pet, "Hey, do you want to go get a bite to eat with me?"
No answer.
After a couple of minutes he asks again: "Are you up for going out to eat?"
Nothing.
He waits a few minutes more and then shouts, "Hey, do you want to hang out or what?!"
A little voice says irritably from inside the box, "I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes."
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