The Clean Hands Song

You know how the schools all tell the kids,
"You should wash your hands for as long as it takes to sing the alphabet or Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, through twice?

Well, why don't we teach them a song to sing about what they are doing instead?

Goodbye, goodbye, little germs,
How I want to make you squirm!
Send you down the drain so quick
So you will not make me sick,
Goodbye, goodbye, little germs,
How I want to make you squirm!

Goodbye, goodbye, little germs,
How I want to make you squirm!
Though you are too small to see,
Soap and water make you flee,
Goodbye, goodbye, little germs,
How I want to make you squirm!